Poem

Miniengine /

When times were tough and gas was high,

I bought a ped to just get by.

I rode for miles on a tank of gas,

and cars would laugh when they did pass.

I rode to work. I rode to school,

but no one thought that I was kewl.

Then one day while at a light,

I met a girl that was out of sight.

We went to movies. We went to dine.

And then I asked this girl to be mine.

That was so many years ago,

but she still thinks I have a Harley though.

Life can be grand, and life can be sweet,

if you just find the blind girl up the street.

Brian

Re: Poem

How about this:

Batavus oh Batavus

Why won't you run?

When I push you around,

I look so dumb.

I try and I try

with all that I know.

But you just refuse,

to help with my woes.

If you want your fresh gas

and spark plugs so new,

GET MOVING AND KEEP IT LIKE THAT YOU HUNDRED POUND PIECE OF METALLIC ANNOYANCE AND STOP MAKING ME PUSH YOU AROUND LIKE SOME FREAKING IDIOT!!!! DAMN!!!!!

Wow!!!! That feels a LOT better!!!!

Richard

Re: Poem

Reeperette /

Don't forget a little "percussive maintainence" there Rich...

It works, sometimes...

-Ree

Umm..Quotes and Poetry.

Reeperette /

This is damn funny....

http://www.maxmatic.com/scootqot.htm

-Ree

Re: Poem

Hey...the only tools anyone ever REALLY need are a stout hammer and duct tape (for "over adjustment")!!

Richard

Re: Umm..Quotes and Poetry.

gears, spacers, and springs

why must i sort thru these things

give me a puller where's a big socket

give me the goddamned pliers in your pocket

bang awhile grease awhile

it is not DENIAL!

run honda run

i dont fix tranny's for fun

if this is the problem

then solve it!

why won't the kickstart

fucking revolve it?!?

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