Who said anything about a skateboard?
Boy you need therapy bro.. you need to relax & take the criticism like an adult.
Just because you never crashed does not mean that you won't.. give it time, might be in 5 years who knows... but it will happen. Trust me on that...
I thought I was bullet proof on my moped... 3 years later boom, I broad-sided a station wagon... Moral of the story, never say never.