You is reminds me of man name "Khan" Mr.H go fo skool wit he. Everie bodies laff at Khan an call name to he/Khan verrie small an punnie. One day they is push Kahn intoo rice-paddie,he beeing all wet. Mr.H stop bisickle an pikeen up he books, Kahn get angrie yell to me,can you belife? Mr.H onlie trie to help, Mr.H learn small punie guy always angrie. Maybees moped peoples always angrie to,beecose they haveen small "pp"? No be angrie at me/me no is push you into rice-pattie.
No we have no small PP We have small cc's!Oh and another thing Malcolm Jamal Warner says you are an assclown!
BUMP.
_The Month of the Resurrected Threads (which didn
haha awesome
lol, I wrote one of these...
wow...
We hate every one!!!
(hows that guys?)
Cough Syrup _ROCKS!!_
that italic failed big time...
"Are you ready to be _FUCKED_ man?!!!"
"_Nobody fucks with the Jesus..._"
"Eight year olds dude..."
double fail. Damn it.
And wonders why were so "angrie"/... huh.
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We are angry because of poor spelling!
I just found out last night that my gf has never even heard of "The Big Lebowski"
I promptly drank myself into a coma afterwards.
Lmfao! (good choice)
Sorta...she was pissed about not getting laid.
awesome, they need that sometimes....withholding sex freaks women out.
I've been blacking out round 8 o'clock in the Post Meridian everyday this week...so she hasn't gotten laid in a week.
She told me this morning I now have a two drink minimum, because if I drink more than that she has to rape me.
She's done it too, I didn't believe I could actually "perform" whilst blacked out, but she made a video one time to prove it to me.
Lil lady is straight RUTHLESS sometimes! lol
I should drink less anyway tho...I woke up somewhere I didn't fall asleep in nothing but my undies and a jacket this morning...
also, I would like to get laid too.
Stan-dard-leeee
yowsa, gf rape is fun....I have a two drink minimum as well unless she is drinking with me wierd how it is ok when she is involved. I drink aprox once a month now, for personal reasons as well as the fact that I work all the time. Love that woman she obviously loves you...or at least you c*&K and that is good enough! I have never in my worst day woken up in my underwear outside, must have been quite a party! You are not judged by me but watch out for the cops, they take a very dim view of such things!
Oh, no I woke up in bed, but I fell asleep on the downstairs couch!
And it wasn't a party, I was just downing high life and wild turkey by myself after work, as usual.
On an empty stomach...sitting on the couch waiting for dinner to get cooked....
I'm sucking at life lately. I think that'll change when my 65cc Metrakit comes today or tommoz.
I'll have a new project!
Good on you for getting a kit, just don't ride it hammered, I used to drink rummpleminze and budwisers...by the gallon....I try and stay sober now, not always succesfully but I'am doing much better now, plus my job keeps me sober to get really drunk right I need more time than I have, that is a good thing! Best of luck to you, booze is a bitch, you are NOT being judged, just know you can stop if you want or at least moderate.
The closest I get to wheels after drinking is putting on my quads.
Beautiful white and orange roller skates :)
I know I'm gonna snap my ankles one day tho...lol
heh
we're eerily similar, sir.
You got quads too? lol
lol so do i! wtf is wrong with all of us?
I have too much money (got my inheritance early to avoid death taxes), and I buy anything I want on a whim...
...I own a working medieval crossbow. lol
I think that's what's wrong with ME, dunno how to explain YOU guys, tho! lol
lol put that money in cd's not metallica..lol certificate of deposit! low interest rate but it saves your money and is not prone to crashing like the stock market! Crossbows are cool! Save your cash, times are getting rough! Have a shot on me though!
I dunno, I'd rather jsut have fun...with how I live I don't think I'll get to be very old.
That and I'm the type of person who'd rather get all their cash turned into Chinese money and then ducktape it to the underside of their mattress...
and dammit, now I jsut gave away my hiding spot!
lol do what you will, but I thought I would never live past 25, and now here I am at 41 watchout, only the good die young! The rest of us live long enough to get huge medical bills! Have a good time, but save for your future, sounds like old guy speak but you may be one someday and miss all those zeros in your bank balance! If you hate it give it to me I will invest it for you! Good luck!
I don't have it in a lump sum, anyway. I get a check every week...sorta trickles out to me.
I'm the fucked up kid, my lil bruv is the good one lol
He got all of his already.
I'am the fucked up kid too, no worries just trying to help! put those checks in the bank man just do it, you will not regret it. It would be cool to have income like that though, I would prob be more of a mes than I already am though. Best of luck to you! Booze and parties will always be there, checks will not. Be advised!
nor will chicks lol
I've actually been forced into opening a bank acct because of it, but the money seems to fly into my gf's hands. My wallet's literally in her purse!
That can happen, invest it! not i high risk shit but cd's cds! that way it will be there when you are old
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