MOPED ARMY

I was born in a log cabin, rode to the liquor store dubs w/ my mom where I broke a bottle of whiskey open all over myself and cut my embilical cord, threw it on the ground and rode my Polini'd V1 until I ran out of gas. Passed out on the lawn of one of my now fellow Zeros' lawn. I was taken in and taught the ways of mopedz until I was abducted by aliens. I wish I had paid for that ride, cause I'd ask for a refund - space sucks.