This branch is retired. They may still exist locally but are no longer officially affiliated the Moped Army.

We are a group of mopeders from Albuquerque, dedicated to super-tough Vespa mopeds and Member's Only jackets. If there was a contest to see who had the loudest mopeds ever, we would definitely finish in at least the top three, but I suspect we would be number one. Basically, we're like the Big Tymers, but with mopeds and without Phat Pharm shirts. We also have eyebrows. Nahmean?