MOPED ARMY

My baby Gar'l, she's a throaty one, a sometime emphysemic weedwhacker, and this poor sap on a bicycle pulls up next to me and is all "I find your noise offensive" so I told him to suck a tailpipe. Or maybe I looked down to my feet, crying in shame. Or maybe I gestured "WHA? CANT HEAR YOU." No love between the two-wheelers, apparently, so Boston Stranglers beware, we know who you are, and we see your Vespas...

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