Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Hey, Sioux Falls, I have some bad news for you. SIOUX FALLS IS NO LONGER SAFE! No, we are taking over. We've had enough of your in-cage road rage. We've had enough of your 45 mph in a clearly marked 30 mph zone. We've had enough of your "get there on time no matter what the cost or obstacle" attitude. We're taking back the streets. We're slowing down traffic. We're not paying for 30 gallons of gas a week. We're not paying for mechanics to fix things because we're too intimidated by the complexities of what we rely on to get from point A to point B to fix it ourselves. Downtown Sioux Falls no longer belongs to "Loopers," who insist on driving their cages in circles all night, seeing who's stereo is louder than who's exhaust. Three lanes wide, we will fight. Three lanes wide, we will unite. Three lanes wide, we will SWARM! Three lanes wide, we will DESTROY!