Puddle Cutters
From MopedWiki
The Puddle Cutters are an official branch of the Moped Army that hail from Portland, Oregon. They were admitted on October 29th of 2006 with 11 members and has now grown up to 31 as of Jan 09
Key features:
- Drunk
- Wet
- Broken
- Bleeding
- Awesome
Also known as Snuggle Bunnies, Cuddle Bunnies, Cuddle Putters, Cuddle Fuckers, Cuddle Puddles, Bubble Bunnies, Pedal Fuckers, Bunny Stabbers, Bunny Fluffers, Bunny Cutters, Poodle Cuters, Clutter Putters, Awesome Getters, Nutter Butters, Fluffer Nutters, Butter Cutters, Butter Humpers, Butter Smugglers, Butter Cuddlers, Befuddled Gutters, Pud Smugglers, pudl' cutrz
Also goes by: Those Retards in Portland, Fucking Psychos from Portland Who Cut Themselves, Douchebags, Assholes, Operation Gizzmop, and Maximum Rad.
If spotted one should approach with caution extending a beer as a peace offering. Do not attempt to speak to a Puddle Cutter unless all sentences includes the word “moped” at least four times. (Example: So you want your sweet new moped knuckle tats to say mopedfag...moped moped!)
PS: Moped Moped.
They trade rally dates annually with the Mosquito Fleet (Burrito Treat). Puddle Cutters hold a rally in odd years (09) leaving Mosquito Fleet with the evens. Boner.
