Prophets of Doom

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Prophets of Doom, or RVAPD, is a moped gang, each member of which was chosen by the dark hand of fate, christened by the fires of internal combustion and baptized in a viscous afterbirth of beer, blood, and two-stroke oil. Prophesized in the year 100,000,000 BC, their appearance was said to precede the annihilation of boorish, wasteful transportation and usher in a new era of prosperous and amusing conveyance, until which time they are sentenced to roam the magical lands of Richmond VA, dismantling, repairing and reassembling their metal steeds whilst slowly draining the earth of precious, hoppy fluids.

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