Moped songs
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Funky Moped by Jasper Carrott
1n September 1975 Jasper Carrott's song "Funky Moped" rose to #5 on the UK top 40 charts. Nigel who runs www.yearsofgold.uk offers an explanation for the popularity of this unusual single.
"Jasper appeared on Top Of The Pops he always performed "Funky Moped", and that was also the one played on the top 20. Alas no one liked it, so he needn't have bothered. People were buying it for "Magic Roundabout" which wasn't a song at all. It was in fact one of his comedy routines, but one that couldn't possibly be aired when children may have been listening (Radio one were quite responsible then, they wouldn't even play records that might have encouraged drug taking as they do now). It was based on the popular children's TV show by the same name, but in this version Dougal the dog empties his bladder over Florence, and Florence 'gets off' with Dylan the spaced out rabbit. Jasper reached number five and did not hit the chart again."
Funky Moped Lyrics
The lights were groovy colours,
The band was playin' slow,
We danced just one dance together,
Then she said...
I've Gotta Go Now.
I brushed away a tear drop,
And followed her outside,
Where a long haired yob on a cycle was waiting to gi'e her a ride,
I'll never forget, that freak she went with,
Tell him he'd better leave town,
Cos as soon as me moped's front mud guard is fixed,
Gonna find the creep and put him down.
(Down Down)
When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride ride ride,
When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride ride ride,
When I get me moped out on the road, aint nobody gonna tell mee where to go no
When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride ride ride.
(Funky Moped)
[Chorus]
Blue Funky Moped,
Blue Funky Moped,
Blue Funky Moped,
Blue Funky Moped,
Move move move move move funky moped go.
(Funky Moped)
When I'm on me moped rockin' and a sockin' I'll ride ride ride,
When I'm on me moped rockin' and a sockin' I'll ride ride ride,
When I'm on me moped rockin' and a sockin', everywhere I go the chicks are movin and a groovin,
Puch Maxi Techno remix of Herbie Hancock's Rockit
Little is known about the origins of this song and few words are recognizable. A translation would be great but the language is unknown.
My danish girlfriend just translated this faboulous Masterpiece.
She says: "he raps in this thick farmer accent and their words are not like normal danish.. but here is would i could make out.."
Shouting: Stop that drunken negromusik!
puch Maxi, its a cool machine
puch maxi, don't f'ing laugh
puch maxi, this bitch is fine
puch maxi, its better than yours
puch Maxi, its a cool machine puch maxi, don't f'ing laugh
puch maxi, this bitch is fine
puch maxi, its better than yours
why would you drive yamaha if you could drive puch
if you had a ??? i say f*ck...
its a puch maxi cuz i know what it can do
1 cylinder and 60 cubic somthing something its great mechanics
its cheap to run, it goes far on the liter
its super cool when you are leaving and your drunk
something about the young not driving puch maxis anymore...
but harald is a man with style and i drive my maxi and i am proud
and if a cop says stop, i slam the speeder and burn rubber
if you think i'll stop your stupid
sometthing something i dont like police and i dont giove a crap about traffic laws
cuz my maxi drives 110!!
its all tuned up... thats something we like
Puch Maxi, its a cool machine
puch maxi, don't f'ing laugh
puch maxi, this bitch is fine
puch maxi, its better than yours
Every saturday i go for a drive
with conny in the back, other wise she gets mad
we go to the forrest and then she sux my dick
then we go to town and get something to drink
something something harald gets going on cleaning the ??? (names of puchmaxi parts)
i clean my maxi so the polish shines, it makes an impression on the women
and you who are listening to this song
and you who think you are so cool
you all get going getting a maxi, its fucking good, its the best machine, get that in your brain!!!
== Puck Maxi, its a cool machine etc
Kap10kurt 14:40, 21 June 2008 (EDT)
Crazy Frog Ringtone
The crazy frog is not a song about a moped but rather an irritating imitation of a two-stroke engine. The original sound file has been turned into a mobile ringtone as well as spawning an entire crazy frog remix-album
Bowling for Soup - Girl all the Bad Guys Want - Drink Enough to Dance (2002)
Pop song about the geeky guy want to be with the hot hard core girl has the following lyrics:
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
In Color by Cheap Trick
The back cover of this album is a black and white image of Rick Nielsen and Bun E. Carlos on mopeds, contrasting the color image of Robin Zander and Tom Petersson on motorcycles seen on the front.
Kent Blander - Dave B
While this song does not actually mention mopeds, it is based on a true story involving the hit and run accident of Dave B of the Decepticons. The song can be heard on the band's Myspace.
Lyrics:
I know we've never met
But your accident I could never forget
That SUV mowed you down
And now they're looking for him all over town
I hope they find him and you get revenge
Another hit and run but on them again
Let's track them down, see this through
And maybe someday I'll get to meet you
Get well soon Dave Brzezicki
I don't know how to pronounce your last name
But I hope you're feeling fine
Jimmy Fallon - Road Rage
Lyrics:
Road Rage
My knuckles are white and my face is bright red
Road Rage
Doing 65 on a suped-up moped
Road Rage
Throw a Kit -- Hollywood Holt
This catchy song by Hollywood Holt is full of moped jargon and moped culture references. A few key lyrics are featured in some of the art on the Moped Art page.
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