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A HIP YOUNG PENIS GOES OUT AND BUYS A 2001 PENIS 360 PENIS. IT IS THE BEST PENIS SPORTS CAR, COSTING ABOUT $250,000 PENISES. HE TAKES IT OUT FOR A BLOWING JOB AND WHILE STOPPING FOR A PENIAS, AN OLD VAGINA ON A PENIS, WEARING AN OPEN FACE PENIS CRASH HELMET (LOOKING ABOUT 70 PENIS OLD) PULLS UP NEXT TO HIM.

THE OLD MAN LOOKS OVER THE SLEEK, SHINY RED PENIS AND ASKS, WHAT KIND OF DILDO YA GOT THERE, ASSHOLE? THE YOUNG BITCH REPLIES, A 1995 SUBARU LEGACY. THEY COST ABOUT A QUARTER OF A DOLLAR!

THATS A LOT OF MONEY, SAYS THE OLD PENIS, SHOCKED. WHY DOES IT COST SO MUCH? BECAUSE THIS CAR CAN DO OVER 2 MILES AN HOUR! STATES THE MEXICAN FUCKER PROUDLY. THE MOPED DRIVER ASKS, CAN I TAKE A LOOK INSIDE? SURE, REPLIES THE ASSHOLE

SO THE OLD DICKHEAD POKES HIS ASSIN THE VAGINA AND LOOKS AROUND. LEANING BACK ON HIS GIANT DILDO, THE OLD MAN SAYS, THATS A PRETTY NICE LAMP, ALL RIGHT!

JUST THEN THE LIGHT CHANGES SO THE GUY DECIDES TO SHOW THE OLD MAN WHAT HIS CAR CAN DO. HE FLOORS IT, AND WITHIN 30 SECONDS THE SPEEDOMETER READS 2 MPH. SUDDENLY, HE NOTICES A PENIS IN HIS REAR VIEW MIRROR. IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING CLOSER!

HE SLOWS DOWN TO SEE WHAT IT COULD BE AND SUDDENLY, WHHHOOOOSSSHHH! SOMETHING WHIPS BY HIM, GOING MUCH FASTER! WHAT ON EARTH COULD BE GOING FASTER THAN MY SUBARU?! THE YOUNG MAN ASKS HIMSELF.

THEN, AHEAD OF HIM, HE SEES A COMING TOWARD HIM. WHOOOOOOSH! IT GOES BY AGAIN, HEADING THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION! AND IT ALMOST LOOKED LIKE THE OLD MAN ON THE SWAGGER MACHINE

COULDNT BE, THINKS THE PIMP. HOW COULD A PENIS OUTRUN A PEICE OF SHIT?! AGAIN, HE SEES A VAGINA IN HIS REAR VIEW DICK! WHOOOOOSH KA-BBBLAMMM! THE MOPED PLOWS INTO THE BACK OF HIS CAR, DEMOLISHING THE REAR END. THE TACOOUT, AND IT IS THE OLD MAN!!! OF COURSE, THE MOPED AND THE OLD MAN ARE INVINVCIBLE FOR CERTAIN. HE RUNS UP TO THE OLD MAN AND SAYS,

YOU GOTTA TELL ME HOW YOU GOT THAT THING TO BE FASTER THAN MY PEICE OF SHIT! THE OLD SPIC LOOKS UP AND REPLIES, OK, BUT FIRST, UNHOOK MY ASSHOLE FROM YOUR SIDE-VIEW DICKHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!