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The Drunken Moped Toast was muttered over the phone late one wintery night by Brad VandenBerg to Curt Camerucci of the Peddy Cash branch. It is an adaptation of an old irish limrick, to better fit the moped life style and accompany meals and toasts at moped rallys

The Drunken Moped Toast:

Well, there's go-peds

and there's no-peds

and there's peds that peddle the seas.

But, the best peds

are mopeds

and may they always be.

Cheers!