Moped Army

Bryan Semones

Hello I am simply a moped fanatic. Unfortunately a license is required to ride one so i had to look for another means of transportation. I got into motorized bicycles over a year ago and turned my new way to get to work into a full time job. I hold support agreements with the 2 largest whole sellers and use my motorized bicycle and it's trailer for 99% of my transportation needs. I dwell in an 18ft motor home and my warehouse is a 71VW bus. I have devoted my entire existence to 2 wheeled vehicles with motors and pedals not for recognition or money but to "swarm and destroy" as you put it like skate and destroy or better yet Ride tough or go home. . I know that every mile i travel on my bike takes a dollar out of the pockets of the oil company's and every dollar is a vote and every vote counts. I challenge the notion of typical American "professionalism" which would blow smoke up your bum for a buck. I challenge the motorized bicycle industry to create a product that reflects it's customers ideals and not their hygiene. The motorized bicycle is a gurney for the casualties of a war being waged on working folks who are unable to maintain driving privileges for whatever reason. The end result is to be locked into a lower more contained living standard. To become a bus person ... to ask a girl out and then have her pick you up ... The motorized bicycle is a wonderful contraption that clashes and loopholes laws, confuses cops and lawmakers. Shows how ignorant our transportation system managers really are and attracts more attention than a big expensive bike. -=MOPED=-