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Cleats Onionpockets

Last Login:
n/a
IM:
Mopeds:
  • 2008 Puch
  • 1982 Murray
  • 1980 Motobecane 50V
  • 1978 Puch Maxi II
  • 1978 Motobecane 50V
Age:
27
City:
Chicago
State:
Illinois
Country:
United States
Mopeds, Opera, Books, Air....
Just a few priorities.


No amount of assflab can make up for an unpadded seat.

To quote Scott Adams,
"When I'm 130 I want a titanium heart that doubles as an MP3 player, and I want there to be a pill to make me so happy and so un-selfconscious and so horny that I'm willing to make love to my fuzzy bed slippers on my front lawn and yodel at the same time.....And I want it to last all night."
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