A guy In a brand new sports car, all the bells and whistles, is stopped at an intersection when a old farmer on a rusty moped pulls up beside him. The guy in the sports car rolls down his window and says to the farmer "Hey what is that thing?" to which the farmer replies "It's a moped" The guy says "how fast will it go?" "Fast enough." "How far you go on a tank?" "Gets me where I want to go." "Well good luck to you!" He shakes the farmers hand then rolls his window back up, the light turns green and they go and of course the sports car goes alot faster and leaves the moped behind. After about 10 minutes the guy in the sports car looks in the mirror and see a single headlight in his rear view mirror. Looks again a moment later and realizes its the farmer on the moped...and he's GAINING on the sports car which is doing more than 100!!!
The guy pull off to the side of the road and waits for the farmer to catch up, but instead of stopping the farmer just ZOOOOOOOOOMS!!! past the sports car and disappears ahead. 2 minutes later it comes ZOOMING!!! back past the sports car and disappears in the distance behind the car. Another minute and it comes ZOOMING back and slams HARD into the back of the sports car!! The guy jumps out and runs around to the farmer and says "Are you alright!!??" "No not really..." "Is there anything I can do to help?" "Well sure..." "Just name it!!" and to this the farmer replies........ ...... ...... ......"Roll your window down and let my suspenders out of it!!"
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