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 | Mosquito Fleet
Seattle, Washington | 28 Members
2 Scouts
2 Honorary |  | Burritos, no fenders + rain gear, snax, joose, two strokes, tacos, pedals, SNAX,
and really ultra grand
We got skillz, we got class, most importantly we save on gas. That’s why we got the cash money honey, go ahead and laugh I know we look funny, but don’t be a fool, we hard as tools, hard ons for mopeds, it’s a hands on hobby. we wear two stroke like perfume, our hands are greasy, we don’t need lube, sport red shop rags, not doo rags, our pants dont sag, check out our mags, we legit, do not call them scooters or we will throw a fit , a fist, hit or miss, probably just a diss, (ya hear me sis)
Jus wait till you see us riding down the street, making all the people pass out and sweeping them off their feet, we’re too damn hot, Can You Handle the Heat?
Global Warming Has Nothing On THE MOSQUITO FLEET.
Strawberry smokeless two stroke is so dope. Never mind most of our members have eloped. miniature motorcycles, more like bicycles, meandering with motors making mass moving violations, traffic infractions, lawless interactions, we roll rough, running yellow lights is our kind of stuff, mopeds are the fish of the road, the loudest ninjas of the night, forget the cuffs, turn on the siren and we’re out of sight, or we turn off our engine and peddle like a bike…what’s that officer? Syke!. You may hear us, but you don’t see us, phantom invisible magic tricks. Some things never fade, like surgeons and sutures. mopeds are the past, present, and back to the future.
The Mosquito Fleet meets every Monday night. Email brendan@mopedarmy.com for more info. The meetings are open to everyone.
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