Matt Bernick

Email: mattbernick@mopedarmy.com
IM: AOL: fuzzdang
Mopeds:
1980 Puch Magnum MK II
1980 Columbia Commuter
1978 J.C. Penney Swinger
Age: 23
City: Ypsilanti
State: Michigan
Country: United States



"Agreeing with this is what my trick ass dick is doing. Time to become like some sort of daycamp and plan field trips. to me bowling is a good one to me. Also movieviewing is a capital idea also.

And I know summer isn’t until june 20th, but it’s absolutely fucking hands-down flacidly ridiculous that we haven’t gone to the wave pool. They have a great slide for tubesteaking down it ever always and such as the iraq. i mean it’s like whatever.

Let’s keep churning ideas around in our creative ass dough mixer in an effort to produce fuckstacks of fun margaritas. Let’s party our dicks right off into the extra/intrauniverse. Let’s put Bill on it. Let us unite ourselves together like gorilla glue and fuck the earth like the startlingly shitshow fuckstacking snake battling bill winging team collective that we completely are."
-plato
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