Moped Army

I'll tell you what, we will split Portland right down the middle, we want burnside and all the thrift stores, as well as all the hot girls, ohhh and the gay clubs, you can have whats left.

as for Tacoma you can have that if you take it with you when you leave, also you Californians have been leaving a lot of trash in our state, if you want to take all of them back with you as well us Washingtonians would be quite happy.

Brendan and Kevin are excluded as they are really Mexicans, being that san Diego was unfairly annexed from Mexico by the U.S.

Viva La Resistance