Moped Army

I live in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I had my '81 PA 50 II stolen about a year ago by crackheads. Now I'm burning for another moped. Preferably something pre-1985. Problem is, nobody in Canada seems to have a moped. Not one. If you live in Canada, especially Alberta, and are a moped superstar or just wanna sell yours, drop me a line. 'Cause somebody's gotta adjust the balance between lift-kits and spokes.