Battle Royal: Escaped Psych Patient vs Batavus
- Author: I.R.E. Tom (---.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com)
- Verified User: tomcommathe
- Date Posted: 10-05-08 05:29
After an incredibly slow day at work I am sitting out on our front patio having a drink with some coworkers, and this lady comes up (Kind of looks homeless) asks us for a quarter for the train (to see her son in west county – where the train doesn’t run) or for a cigarette.
One of our guys gives her a cigarette, she goes off ranting about one of our girls purple hair, takes my bike by the handle bar and throws it on the ground. Obviously, I jump up, the guy who gave her the cigarette jumps up, and out comes three really big bartenders.
Needless to say, cops were called, and it turns out she had gotten out of one of Saint Louis’ (finest?) psych wards.
Woo!
My cone nut, bearing race, and axle are pretty chewed up, but I have spares.
After I fixed it (well enough) for a 3 mile ride home I proceeded to get drunk, play rock band, and let employees take turns on my bike.
I think they understand why I love mopeds so much now.
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