Re: Decepticons! Need advice about coming to KZoo.

• Author: Edward (---.dyn.embarqhsd.net)
• Verified User: edward
• Date Posted: 03-13-08 23:38

One part of town? Man two years ago I come out of the Brewhaus?(memory’s a little fuzzy there) and find my bike has a flat tire. So its after midnight and my GF back at the Knights Inn is pretty adamant that she can’t navigate the metropolis that is Kzoo. So I start pushing and trying to dead recon my way back. Somewhere after passing a hospital the houses started getting less than tidy and local characters began to come out of the shadows asking me if my bike was broke and could they buy it, in an increasingly agressive manner. I’m from small town Kansas and freaking out but I’m not going to lose my bike. I pulled out my cell phone and started talking real loud and pissed about how I had a flat and I was just down the street, no I didn’t need the whole f-ing Moped Army to come get me. The characters faded back as I bitched my way back to Westnedge and a nicer neighborhood. You have some sketchy turf there in the wee hours.