Based out of Austin, TX.

We're by far the best looking, most organized, fastest, most inventive, tuff-est, hip-est, punk-est, most racist, sexist, most hateful, and most importantly the most loved branch in Moped Army. Even though we have been riding motos the longest and are technically the first crew to start this nonsense, we still welcome new branches and new riders. We hope to meet your girlfriend/boyfriend soon at the next rally and have the opportunity to give you the gift that keeps on giving through your loved ones.